I know we shouldnt laugh at other people, but when I saw these I just could'nt hold it in! You see, there are certain laws that you just have to obey when displaying yourself to the world on the RED CARPET. Take a look, it'll make you feel so much more confident about yourself!

1. Thou shalt remember to remove excess body hair when stepping out on the red carpet - especially when, like Julia Roberts, you will be exposing certain areas!

2. Thou shalt dress for your shape, which in Gynweth Paltrow's case means wearing a bra and something less gothic!

3. Thou shalt not clash with the red carpet (or wear anything resembling a giant blanket, Goldie Hawn)

4. Thou shalt watch out for wardrobe malfunctions. How could Tara Reid not notice that she was baring all?!

5. Thou shalt not dress up as a animal, even if you are a bit on the quirky side like Bjork. wardrobe malfunctions. How could Tara Reid not notice that she was baring all?!

6. Thou shalt not let the oufit overpower you. Cher may be flamboyant and have great abs, but is it really any excuse to dress up like a Vegas showgirl?

7. Thou shalt dress appropriately for the occasion. Pamela Anderson should've taken this advice on board when she wore this superb little (being the operative word) outfit to the Oscars - tut!

8. Thou shalt remember that simple is best. In Dennis Rodman's case, this means not wearing everything in his wardrobe in one go.

9. Thou shalt dress for your age. Lara Flyn Boyle goes back to childhood ballet lessons with this absymal creation.

BUT WAIT!...THERES MORE!

one of my newest designs using tulle and ribbon, i'll post the photos later